Stupid Thangs, at the Beach

Guess I'm getting the list started early this year.  Far too many stupid beach sightings already :

1. Guys, if you have splotches of back hair, shave or wax them before going to the beach.  So uncool!

2.  Wear sun screen.  Too many peeps getting sunburned.

3.  If you're  eighty and trying to get in the water by yourself, bring a walker.  Watching you eat that surf sand three times was painful.  He even refused assistance.


4.  If you must bring beer, make sure to bring cans or plastic bottles.  It's ticket time already here in Destin.

5.  If you want to make your buddy look stupid, make him leap for the paddle ball or dive for the frisbee.  These are indeed funny to watch.  One year a brother jumped high in the air for a football.  His pants hit the sand before he did!

6. When you wade out in the water, make sure you are at least waist deep or wait for the wave.  Otherwise everybody knows your business, which will clear the water faster than yelling :shark "!

7. Bring you some of those ZZTOP cheap sunglasses for wave action.  Already hear it "OMG! Where did my $500 designer shades go??!!"

8.  Feed the birds, and somebody is gonna get bombed!  This time it was the feeder, right square in his forehead while looking up!

9.Take your kid to the shower to rinse the sand off..  Uncool to strip and rinse beach side.  Are you kidding me........

10.  If the elastic or spandex in your suit is shot, sorry babe time for a new one.  Hit the end of season sales for a couple.  Always good to have a spare!