Why is it?

I just love to sit back, observe, and watch things happen.  But sometimes you just have to wonder:

Driver flies by in the merge lane, then wants you to let him in.

You sit down at the table at the restaurant, get your food, and the ketchup bottle is empty.

You ask for sweet tea and the server says "I'm sorry, we only have unsweet".  Really, in the south???

You buy a nice shirt, only to find out it is dry clean only.

Why doesn't anyone sit on the first row in the Baptist church?

You get an Icee, start sucking that thing down, then the straw doesn't work of the last third of the cup!

Your favorite credit card works fine everywhere but at Lowes.  Damn thing just won't swipe.

You're drinking a slush, and all of a sudden you get a brain freeze.  Last time I checked the stuff goes into your stomach!

You are driving down the road, and you see somebody pouring a gallon of gas into their tank.  Let's see, the gauge is showing empty, the "need gas" light is on, and your wife is yelling at you "I told you to fill up"!

People drown in the swimming pool because they did not know how to swim.  Really???

The gun accidentally goes off because you didn't realize it was loaded.

Your dog can't stand for you to blow in his face, but he just loves to ride in the car with his head out the window.

You just love it when your dog jumps into your lap and licks all your makeup off, right after he spent five minutes licking his private parts. Really??

Walmart has 30 check out registers but only three cashiers.

You ordered that stuff off of the TV and thought it was actually going to work.  Really?

What's with the salt on a margarita on the rocks?

You ride past a jogger and notice they have the most unhappy expression on their face.

You "like" and "share" that Yeti cooler page on the" GI Associates" facebook page, then wonder, why the colonoscopy doctors are giving away a cooler?

You google an item then notice it is in the advertising column on Facebook. Hummm.