Why Is Its

Sometimes you sit back and have to just wonder "why is it" that way:

1.  Henry, the Boston Terrier, is notorious for crawling into the bed with you to take a nap.  Then, it hits you, bam!  SBD!  One of those silent but deadly gas attacks!  But then when you do it back to him, he ups and leaves!

2.  Why is it that when you pull through the drive thru and you plainly state "I want 2 number threes" the order screen only shows one even after they read it back to you....

3.  Why is it when you finally get your flip flops to fit just right the toe thong breaks....

4.  Why is it that when your child's good friend goes out to eat with you, then they order the most expensive item on the menu, and then don't  eat it.

5.  Why is it that some relatives are all about the holiday season but never bring an entree for the meal?

6.  Why is it that some people will put an empty carton of milk back into the refrigerator?

7.  Why is it that the last person out of the room at bedtime will leave a light on?

8.  I wish I was as good at winnng poker as I am at winning the dinner tab at a restaurant.

9.  Why are dogs so eager to run outside, only to turn around and give you that look "dude, aren't you coming?"

10.  Why are Mexicans so good at cooking rice and beans but suck at coming up with a variety of desserts???

11.  Why is it that women run the tap water when they are "doing their business".  You went into the restroom afterall!

12.  Why do women feel the need to buy something at a convenience store when they go in to use the restroom. I just paid for a tank of gas at the pump!

13.  Why do gas prices end with 9/10ths.  Just round it up and be done with it!

14.  Some establishment are already doing this one.  Why not ask the customer to round off his purchase to the next dollar, with the extra going to a specific charity?

15.  Why does that water have to come out of the dispenser before the mustard.  Hate a soggy bun!


16.  Why is it that I had plenty of items in my head when I started but only 16 made it to this list....