Southern Thangs

Lots of lists out there, Here are two of mine, in no particular order:

Good Thangs:

1.  Fresh sweet corn grilled, shucks, silks and all-ain't nuthin' like it

2.  Firepit on a cool fall evening, making smores-sweet treat ok, but there is something        about climbing into bed with a hot woman with an ice cold butt!

3.  Crawfish boil, with taters, corn, mushrooms and deer sausage-oh yeah baby, washed down with a cold beer!

4.  Pickup-a man has gotta have a truck.

5.  .Powertools-how else do you put a nail in your finger!

6.  Pressure Washer-cleans up that truck after a mud ride

7.  Screen porch-those damned skeeters will suck you dry

8.  Ice chest cooler box-as you get old you don't have to bend over, plus I make them.

9  .Big wide screen HD TV-man loves to watch slobber knocker football

10 .King size bed-the chase is half the fun!

Things that make you ask WHY?"


1.  Spandex-when that stuff pops, ya have body parts everywhere

2.  Yeti coolers- who needs ice to last a year

3.  Body piercing-God gave you holes in your body, you don't need anymore

4.  Tofu-if you can't grill it, don't eat it

5.  fake designer purses- the real thing or nothing, you are just fooling yourself

6.  socks and shoes-flippers man, flippers

7.  spinner rims-no money left for child support

8.  saggy pants-a quick wedgee will take care of that

9.  cottage cheese- something about those curds

10. speedos and bikinis over size 12-some thangs just need to be covered up!