Sunday, September 8, 2013

Beach Buddies

This one ain't watcha think.  No pictures, no jokes about the sights and sounds of the beach.  And the worst part is, I don't even get to enjoy it.

This one is about the "Greenwood Ya Ya Sisterhood".  The spousal unit has some very special friends from high school:  Susan King, Leslie Barlow, Dawn Reynolds Wilson, and Alisa Bowen Jernigan.  These five ladies have an annual Orange Beach/Gulf Shores  trip each year, just them, no men allowed.

The whole group is not always able to work out their schedules so that all can attend, but those that are not there in body, are definitely there is spirit.  I haven't been able to figure out if they have a bunch of male strippers show up, but they sure know how to keep each other entertained.

Last year, one of the girls couldn't make the trip.  So, on the ride down south, they stopped at an adult book store and picked up an inflatable doll, including wig. They named her " Faux-Lisa" in honor of their missing mate!  That babe got blowed up and dolled up, and where the gals went, so did she.  She was at the beach, she was in the hot tub, and even went out to eat.  At the Flor-Bama, she even did the zip line to the stage!



Toward the end of the trip, their blowup friend developed a leak and had to stay home.  Some folks in the restaurant spotted them and yelled "hey! where's ya'll's friend?!"

I am so glad that the spousal unit has these friends and that they are able to make the time to go hang out at the beach for a week and do nothing but be girls again and have a blast.

I've been practicing all summer in hopes of being drafted as their "resident beach boy" for next year, but as hard as I try, I don't think its gonna happen.  What happens on the beach, stays on the beach, and no men allowed!

 So, SALUTE! of the Greenwood Ya Ya Sistahood!

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