You Know Its Time

Sometimes you have to be hit over the head.  Sometimes it comes in a phone call, a text, or even an email.  But every now and then you just know...

1.  When that car you love so much starts making regular visits to the repair shop, you know its time to start dating its sister or cousin...

2.  When you call your son and after a few minutes you hear "well, I gotta go..." you know that special bond you had has been trumped by another

3.  When you have three dogs in the bed with you and they start jumping and licking, you know its just a matter of time before all four of you are peeing in the back yard.....

4.  When the back of your head begins to sweat when you are eating hot wings, you know its time to take the sauce down a notch

5.  When you are in the reading room and your legs have gone to sleep, you know its time for a handicap toilet

6.  When you go to the Kroger and you're doing self checkout and the register is now speaking Spanish, you know its time to be less distracted by the cutie pie at the next register

7.  When you receive three separate notices from paypal that three of your transactions have been cancelled or voided for lack of inventory, you know its time to turn off the computer and go build something or cut the grass....

8.  When the dogs start bringing you their food bowl, you know its time for a refill

9.  When you start googling royal icing technics and see what others are charging for their work, you know its time to scale back your intentions to the labor of love that it is!

10.  When the Doctor forgets to tell you to "bend over" you know its time to thank God for the small pleasures in life

11. When the conversation has switched over to the price of gasoline at the pump, you know you have become your father-in-law

12.  When you have lived in your house for over 20 years and the spousal unit is constantly watching those house flipping shows, you know its time for more dinner dates

13.  When you have put your underwear on backwards more times than you can remember because they no longer put a tag on the back side, you know its time for one brand, one color, and boxers thank you very much!

14.  When doggie treats are in the oven and the  the timer goes off, and the pups are already at the oven door, looking at you like "aren't you coming???" it may be time to change up your routine, just a bit!

15.  When you have been a die hard MSU Dawg fan, and you just "ordered and paid for" tickets to see Ole Miss vs FL in Gainesville, you know its time.  I bought my first Hat with "TSUN" on it.  But hey, it was only $5, I liked the color (charcoal grey), and I can rip the patch off at any minute!