Beaching Scorecard

With all the trips that I make to the beach, in addition to those made by friends, I figured its time for a beaching scorecard:

1.  Coastline:  Points are given for dipping your toes into the waters of the Atlantic, Pacific, and the Gulf Coast.
    1 point for one body of water
    2 points for two bodies of water
    5 points for three bodies of water
   10 points for all three and one of the Great Lakes

2.  Items lost in the surf:
     1 point for sunglasses
     2 points for swim bottoms
     5 points for swim top
    10 points for all three

3.  Tattoos:
     1 point if you thought about getting one at the beach
     5 points if you got one while at the beach
   10 points if you got that beach tattoo removed

4.  Fun in the Sand:
     1 point if you have taken a picture of your toes in the sand
     2 points if you have been buried in the sand
     3 points if you have made a sand angel
     5 points if you have lost a piece of jewelry in the sand
    10 points for all four

5.  Water Water Everywhere
     1 point if you have peed in the surf
     2 points if you have peed in the hotel pool
     5 points four both

6.  Skinny Dipping
     1 point for skinny dipping in the hotel pool
     2 points for skinny dipping in the surf
     5 point four both

7.  Birds and Sea Life
     1 point if you fed the sea gulls
     2 points if you picked up a shell with a crab in it
     3 points if you went crabbing and caught some
     5 points if a sea gull scored a poop bulls eye on you

8.  Sun tanning
     1 point if you got blistered the first day
     2 points for hitting the beach before 9 am
     3 points if you had a stranger rub lotion on your back
     5 points if you met a new friend at the beach

9.  Foodie
     1 point if you brought lunch to the beach
     2 points if you cooked a dinner meal in the Condo/Hotel
     3 points if you ate every meal in the Condo/Hotel
     5 points if every dinner meal was at a restaurant
    10 points if you had you first raw oyster at the beach

10.  Romance
    0 points for not even getting to first base
    1 point if you kissed a stranger you met at the beach
    2 points if you got a phone number from someone of the opposite sex during your trip
    3 points for a night of love making
    4 points if your honeymoon was at the beach
    5 points if your wedding was at the beach
  

Feel free to share this scorecard with your friends.  Hey, why not post your score in the comments!